Gays have more fun on weekends, drugs.

My friend's friend's friend got head by security at a NYC gay club last Saturday. Not false. Show me a heterosexual who has gotten head by security. Show me female security to make the aforementioned statement plausible.

Straights are funny in that we like to have fun, just behind the same closeted doors the gays have been liberating themselves from. After brunch with some liberated gays this Saturday I have come to the conclusion that the only ones really enjoying themselves in this city are the sexually rebellious. Or security at the gay club, Splash. You know who you are! Shameful!