Suno Lookbook

Suno's 2010 Spring Lookbook make me both long for Costa Rica and wonder why I live in a place with a winter season.

Confessions of a porta-potty tipper

The following names have been changed to protect the not-so innocent.

L: So i lost my fucking iphone this weekend. yay.
L: and i pushed J*** over in porta-potty-whoops.
L: p.s don't say anything to him about it, i think it hurts his feelings now that he's sober.

The conversation came accompanied with some pictures of the aftermath. I wish I wasn't sworn to secrecy, otherwise I'd share. A mental image will have to suffice: The porta-potty was unused (luckily) so where there would normally be feces and urine, there was that weird blue dye so imagine a 6 foot tall, drunk, unhappy Smurf.

My feelings would be hurt too.

Street Street Art

I met this guy on the street this weekend, his work is dope. See it here.

The day my iPhone was busted

Having called everyone in my contacts in order to trouble shoot why i couldn't make or receive calls, I resorted to texting next. Thank the Holy MAC Gods that was working. And thus, the following conversation was had:

me: Can you see this? My phone is acting wonky!
Jesse: Yeah. The calls earlier were busted though.
me: Yeah! I can't hear ANYTHING!?
Jesse: Eek! and I'm in the subway and mine is working super good. So suck it.
me: F you. It's prime time for subway terrorism-suck that!
Jesse: you are gonna feel so bad when i get anthraxed!

On a whim I went into Fluke which is a vintage store that carries the kind of stuff it'd be a fluke to find anywhere else, but since you found it at Fluke, it isn't–instead, it's meant to be. Like this dress circa 80s I found. I know what you're wondering, and yes, I do plan on wearing it with chunky platforms.

Get it? It’s a lawn chair. No, no, but do you get it? Like lawn, that’s a chair?

So I live next door to Voos, a 1500 square foot furniture showroom that serves as a “platform where designers, architects, fabricators and end users meet and interact.” (To quote from their site.) This end user might just go interact with a lawn chair. (To quote from myself.)

Freshest of the Fresh

No longer an Uncle Joey phrase, Cut-It-Out is the name of up-and-coming designer, Yelena Konovalova’s new line resembling an elementary school art project that involves construction paper, scissors and every last crayon in the box. A+


Obvs, I bought the leggings.

Nosara Beach dreamin'

i'm pleased to announce that i'm a proud owner of my first one piece swimsuit since 1986.
i'm sure i'll look exactly like this in it too.



Four others and $130 later, this is what happens with too much downtime and daydreams.

Once upon a Brooklyn rooftop

I'm gonna miss these idiots.



Ah, Brooklyn.



"Look! A hipster!"





Nice shades.



I think this was a mistake, but I like it.