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Except she kind of looks like a uterus. Ugh. I bet Oprah's loving this. Sitting on her dark set, stroking one of her schnauzers, saying to herself in a husky voice, "I made her."Good for T-Banks, though. I was wondering when seeing her face all over the damn place was going to come to a head. That smile is very, "Look out, hags. I'm next."
I'm jealous of a two year old. You do realize we'll still be hearing about Shiloh when we're 50? When she has a horrible cocaine habit and steals Suri's boyfriend, her own brother, Maddox, once she learns they aren't blood related. But only after a brief lesbian encounter with Apple Paltrow-Martin.
Tomorrow. It's here. May 30th. When every female in the city syncs up and estrogen fills the theaters faster than day 14 of the cycle. Fandango has already reported an astounding 90% of advance sales for a bunch of crazy bitches that don't want to have to pull hair to get in. Still don't know how to get out of work? You're a woman. You're full of excuses. Feign a menstrual headache. Fake cry. Come up with a sexual harassment charge on your co-worker and bolt. Whatever you have to do, do it. And celebrate being a woman by passively aggressively making your friends feel bad they didn't see it opening night.
Prediction spoiler alert: I think Big dies.
Posers.
I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten....Fuck, it's still there. And it's on tonight. That means I'm going to have to cut all my Memorial Day plans short just so I can tune in and and make fun of mo'lo's drag voice. God damnit. Good tag, though.
Meet the thirty-year-old captain by day, hero by–whenever he sees a distressed swimmer, Kevin Campion. I actually heard nothing about this, and had no real interest in it until I saw the CPR certified dreamboat captain (what I would give to be the dummy he practiced on) on gawker.com today. Would you look at that face? And as far as Seattle flannel goes, not bad! Oh, the story: He rescued someone from drowning and is humbly refusing a reward. Even hotter. He doesn't want your money, he just wants to surf. This story is just proof that nobody cares what's going on in the world unless you're hot. Just ask Natalie Holloway when you find her. Here's a
pic of the hot hero. Look, there's just enough space to Photoshop yourself next to him.
Good reasons coming soon.
Except she kind of looks like a uterus. Ugh. I bet Oprah's loving this. Sitting on her dark set, stroking one of her schnauzers, saying to herself in a husky voice, "I made her."
I'm jealous of a two year old. You do realize we'll still be hearing about Shiloh when we're 50? When she has a horrible cocaine habit and steals Suri's boyfriend, her own brother, Maddox, once she learns they aren't blood related. But only after a brief lesbian encounter with Apple Paltrow-Martin.
Tomorrow. It's here. May 30th. When every female in the city syncs up and estrogen fills the theaters faster than day 14 of the cycle. Fandango has already reported an astounding 90% of advance sales for a bunch of crazy bitches that don't want to have to pull hair to get in. Still don't know how to get out of work? You're a woman. You're full of excuses. Feign a menstrual headache. Fake cry. Come up with a sexual harassment charge on your co-worker and bolt. Whatever you have to do, do it. And celebrate being a woman by passively aggressively making your friends feel bad they didn't see it opening night.
I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten....Fuck, it's still there. And it's on tonight. That means I'm going to have to cut all my Memorial Day plans short just so I can tune in and and make fun of mo'lo's drag voice. God damnit. Good tag, though.
