It's really never enough with these women. First, it's the silent birth, then the breast feeding in public, then the mommy and me yoga classes, then the marsupial. Stop already! We get it. You embrace your womanly right to bear children! But you're screwing your kid up, you know that right? Let it cry for a while, or drink Coke from a bottle, put it on top of your shoulders for Christ sakes like the rest of us. Who cares if he can't support his own neck-he'll learn! But don't carry the kid around in a snuggie made for two. For the rest of his life he's going to go around with his head sticking halfway out his shirts because if he doesn't, he'll start killing again. Now look what you did.
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